Say No To Jack

Bubbie rolled his iron horse up to the intersection and stopped as the signal was red. He noticed a small sports car passing by. As it got closer he recognized it to be a little MG, which is a British sports car. Then he noticed the license plate displayed a union jack; the British flag! Not only that, but the driver had the convertible top down and a union jack flag strung as the car’s bikini top, just sailing in the wind! A disgusted Bubbie looked around at the drivers of the other vehicles around him. Where was their disgust; where was the outrage? This flag is a symbol of our oppression! It represents the primary determinant of democratic, American traits and capacities and denote an inherent superiority of an imperialistic regime! We were once servants to this kingdom to which many of our forefathers gave their lives to free us! And now this “chap” can just ride around in his car and display that offensive symbol with no recourse? Where is the justice?! We should be able to enjoy the freedom of our democratic society and celebrate the honor and courage of our oppressed ancestors without having to look at this offensive symbol.