Quitcherbitchin!

Uncle Bubba's daddy once told him that those who cry the loudest have the most to lose. As little Bubbie grew to become a young man, he worked for several rich ol' skinflints and he began to see what daddy was talking about. Now that he's a man's man he knows exactly what daddy meant; there's a lot of people in this country crying about the economy and none wallerin and bellyachin' more than the uppity middle class and rich sons-a-bitches 'cause they don't want to lose one red cent out of their piggy banks. Well, hell, no one does, but quit crying about what you might lose and blaming the other side and start offering some innovative solutions.  In Bubbie's view we should be creating an independent, objective think tank of the most brilliant minds in America, geniuses man, to come up with a solution to right this country and bring it back to an economic super power. If this is being done, Uncle Bubba is unaware of it and says he is sincerely sorry for his ignorance of political current affairs. But don't tell Bubbie that rich Americans don't know how to make money, even in a "bad" economy; it behooves him why they only want to keep those secrets to themselves and not divulge them for the good of our country.