Aside Effect

Uncle Bubba had to get away; he just felt the urge to take a hike. He set out to ascend the wooded mountain behind his place. As he neared the crest he anticipated seeing a clearing that he knew lied ahead; perhaps he could catch a glimpse of some wildlife. He could see the sunlight showing through the thinning forest ahead. Stepping carefully through the wooded underbrush he was all too surprised to see an old dude and his old lady sitting side by side in old claw-foot bathtubs. Guarding his eyes from their wrinkled, naked carcasses he asked what on earth they might be doing there. Apparently they had come to see Alice…who ever she is.