The Pope of New Jersey

Uncle Bubba has been working in New Jersey where the mornings are clear and cold and it seems as thought the wind never stops blowing. On the way to work he stops at a McDonalds to get coffee and there's no drive thru so he parks and leaves the warm comfort of his cozy carseat and walks in. One particular cold morning, as he walked back out to his vehicle with hot coffee in hand, he noticed white smoke coming from a chimney that looked similar in shape to the one at the Vatican and he laughingly thought, "Hey, they must have elected a new pope!" Little did he know that that day they had!